Canadians are taught to think of the U.S. as some sort of overbearing older sibling. We are encouraged to resist doing anything it seems they might want us to do and although we have close ties to the states in virtually every way - we watch their TV shows, import their products, buy their cars, read their books and magazines, allow them to own our companies, are able to live there and have them live here, send them our food, eat their food, listen to their music, speak their language and more often than not ape their culture we are still supposed to resist "Americanization" wherever possible.
The big reason, the only one that made sense to me, for keeping our distance was health care. In the past, it was easy to believe Americans didn't have any. And it's true, medical bankruptcies are a huge problem but that is changing and there's the point.
Canadians think we have a monopoly on a compassionate society. We don't.
During my brief time in the U.S. I have seen as many if not more social aid agencies in full operation than we have in Canada. And something I've noticed is they make an effort to preserve people's dignity - that does not happen in Canada.
In the U.S. I have seen a society that is hitting on all four cylinders. People are poor sometimes, sure but so are Canadians. People here are equally concerned about social justice, maybe more so because you know what? They're all Citizens, all equally endowed with rights and responsibilities they don't have a Queen and they've never swallowed the idea that one person is any better than any other except by their actions, by merit.
I look at Canadian politics and what do I see? I see a country that has been treading water, at best for the last six years - maybe longer. We have no real leadership and as long as we are a Constitutional Monarchy and we have a PM who understands how to use that and apparently stay in power forever - we may as well be a dictatorship.
We're helpless about our natural resources, we don't own our own land and we are sitting on the sidelines while First Nations communities form independent countries that, while cooperative with Canada, are not actually Canadian. (whatever Canadian is.)
We have no national identity and most of us think we have the same rights as most American citizens do in their home country. We don't. Not even close.
We have embraced a system that keeps the incompetent in power as long as they are clever administrators and keeps the real blood and guts of the country down. We punish the poor, we reward elitism and we are smug about it.
We are United Empire Loyalists, faithful to the idea that some people are simply born better than others and that the rest of us should accept that and give them respect for it.
Meanwhile, our elder sibling to the south gets on with life, strikes trade deals with us, argues and learns and grows and we sit on our hands waiting for someone to tell us what to do and when they do, nine times out of ten, infuriatingly - we refuse to do it.
America is a democratic nation. The will of the people not the will of the Prime Minister, dictates the direction of the nation. In most states legislators have day jobs. Day jobs! They don't spend all their time trying to keep their position as an MPP or MLA or whatever you want to call it, they lead their daily lives and every now and then they get together to share the opinions of the people who asked them to do it. Then they go home and carry on. Sure there's corruption but if you don't think there's also corruption in Canada - well, that slow-learner gene must have bred true.
If Canada were part of the states I don't think there would be any mass exodus one way or the other. We could keep our health care system, plenty of states have their own health care system and if we were flooded by people moving north from south of the 49th? Good. Our population is not much larger than Texas. WTF do we need all this empty space for and what do we think we are going to do with such a huge share of the world's natural resources? Pledge them to that jug-eared git waiting for his mother to die in Buckingham Palace? Are we mad, carrying a grudge or just stupid?
Europe is a union now are they suffering for it? No they are not. We are not at war with the U.S. Frankly, if we were able to adopt a real North American security strategy we would be better off. Now that the Bush era is over, it wouldn't be a cartoon security system, together we might actually be able to come up with something that works.
Think of the money we spend maintaining this border - money that could be spent protecting the boundaries of the continent from the people who really do want to harm us.
OK, they have guns. Big deal. I've been in the states and have never once had to fear for my safety because of a gun. Criminals in Canada who want them can get them anyhow - who are we protecting?
What about "culture"? Well, our film industry is already part of the American domestic market. The only distinctively Canadian aspect of the film industry is funding and distribution.
Canadian directors face obstacles in distribution because of their nationality and because more funding comes from the government than anywhere else we end up with "quirky" national directors like Denys Arcand and Atom Egoyan. I ask you, do their films actually represent the Canadian viewpoint? Do we have a Canadian viewpoint?
It's embarrassing to me to think the best we can do is The Sweet Hereafter or The Red Violin truly. Think about it - is that who you are? God help you find yourself a real life if the answer is yes.
Saskatchewan, Alberta and Ontario would all benefit from being part of the U.S. It would open up the market and allow American productions to flourish wherever they needed to be. As a continent we have a hugely diverse geography and climate. If North America were an open field, filmmakers would benefit from that and maybe some production dollars would flow to the Canadian writers and filmakers who have more talent than connections.
Culture that has to be protected by government decree is nothing more than an affectation and poutine is not an identity, it is a health hazard.
We need to get over ourselves and start thinking about what would be smart. If we can't change the Canadian system and we are "overrun" with American interests, lets dismantle this leaky rowboat and get on the aircraft carrier. There are lots of things Canadians could contribute to a real democracy if only we'd wake the frig up.
Would they take us? Well, they'd be smart to say yes. Canada has more water, arable land and oil than the U.S. and while I don't think the oil is an asset from most perspectives, it does seem to be something the world respects. Forests need to be better managed all over North America, Canadians do dick all about anything in the west - levelling out the forestry playing field would make a lot of Americans happy and a lot of Canadians prosperous. And before you start rabbitting on about conservation - America is at least as advanced in green initiatives as Canada and probably a good deal more. And America is FREE - they don't have to memorize God save the queen and if some mining company wants to drill for samples on an American farmer's land, guess what? They have to pay the farmer. That's not true in Canada - why? Because the Crown owns the subsurface of the entire country.
American families have put their children through school on the sale of their mineral rights - Canadians have gone bankrupt over the loss of them to companies that made their land unliveable.
Canada's system of doling out rights to their indigenous people is notoriously racist and now that the First Nations have figured it all out, the country is about to get their comeuppance for that big time. Will the First Nations people benefit? Maybe, maybe not. They'll be functioning cooperatively side by side with a very hierarchical system and I would argue that such a system is not culturally nor spiritually appropriate for the people of this land, neither of native nor colonist descent. Hiving off land and pretending it is separate and distinct from the rest of the continent is not an indigenous principle, quite the contrary.
Native women are being crushed or ignored by land reforms, native children end up living as immigrants in their own country. It's a situation too ugly to contemplate and while some groups could reap a real advantage with autonomy, many others will not and there will be no way to protect those who suffer because under Canadian law we agreed to full autonomy within geographical borders essentially creating mini-states instead of more unity. I can't see how that benefits anyone except the men who constructed it and who will lay it all out to make it profitable for a select few. More hierarchy, more inequity - how very regal of us.
Canada has space - tons of it, and rocks, lots of them, all different kinds. We have land and land and land, we have the northwest passage, we have a market the size of Texas that has never really been given the chance to participate in capitalism. We have universities that need restructuring and some wisdom about how to manage health care - provided you don't talk to the Conservatives.
We have smart people, funny comedians, decent musicians and a limitless supply of ice cubes. We have a declining population.
In 1776, when the revolution came - I think it was cowardly for Canadians to run to the skirts of the Brits and boy are we paying for it now. Part of my family was here when the Europeans showed up, part stayed in Maryland and New England and part - the slow readers - went to Canada. I'm really tired of paying for that mistake. I don't want to be a subject of Her Majesty, I don't know any Canadians who do. Most of them don't even realize we still are.
Why can't we admit we made a mistake, cut our losses and get the hell on with our lives? This is not a game and there are no prizes given for remaining "independent." We're not independent anyway, economically we are dependent on the U.S. and politically we are officially submissive to a little old lady with a corgi fetish - really, how repugnant is that?
We are not at war, not at odds, not unhappy with Americans as a nation in any way. Why do we insist on pretending we are? What are we protecting? Our resources? When was the last time you cashed a check for oil royalties? Want more rocks? Take mine. I'm not using them.
This Epiphany I want to come out of the closet. I want to say once and for all - I'm finding it harder and harder to believe that borders protect anyone but the people who got rich off them in the first place. I like America, I think it's a force for good in the world. I don't get off on being contrary or living my life as the perpetual quirky outsider. The idea that the Canadian identity is rooted in the fact that we are "Not American" not mainstream, is idiotic. There's a helluva lot more to me than what I'm not and I want to live through that, not through some weird idea of empty opposition.
There would be one down side to Canada becoming an American state; MP's would be out of work. However, personally, I think seeing the Hamster in Chief knocked out on his blue fuzzy keester would be worth the shift all by itself.
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Interesting--way to think outside the box.
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